|
Of course I met her on the Internet, in a chat room. I saw her picture and
she was one of those hot librarian looking types. so what if I already had
a girlfriend but this new chick didn't find out for 3 days.
And she sticks around. By then my psycho-meter should
have gone up. But she had a college education in art history-she ought to
have a brain, right? I have no money 2,000 miles away. My desperate
psycho-meter should have gone off then. My girlfriend ends up breaking up
with me when she gets back from vacation. This new chick is all stoked. My
horny-desparate-psycho-meter should have gone off at that time but it
didn't.
She talks to me all the time how the only guys she can
find are in bars. My alcoholic-horny-desperate-psycho-meter should have
gone off at that time. She talks about how she's suicidal regularly but
thinks she doesn't medication. Add ignorant to the rest of it.
I am living with my sister and she sends me money for a
bus ticket to-move in with her. So we are going into the deepest
layer of psycho honey imaginable. She's on the rag and cuddles and grabs
my crotch for two days until she finds out I don't give a damn about her
period. We get back home after a night of drinking up the block and she's
all over me. Very hot now, and a little vixen in the sack. She happened to
mention the whole puking purging thing that got her down 30 lbs in 6 mos
but my experience is reason doesn't work with women that young about how
they look.
So we now have bulimic-horny-desperate-psycho honey.
The next day we f*** again and she comments how its novel not to do it
sober. What happened to the Michael Meyers theme in my head from all those
years?
Anyway after a few days of this she becomes quiet and
starts to 'process' everything. Like how absurd it all is? How she can't
have thanksgiving dinner with her folks and have them know the truth. But
it doesn't matter! Because she's a witch and doesn't celebrate that stuff
anyway.
So I'm stuck living with a wiccan-bulimic-horny-psycho
honey who can't answer if she doesn't want a relationship or not.
Hopefully the answer is -no-....... I am starting to hear the keys of
Halloween. Finally she snaps and does her fem-power "You scare me, but I
know you wouldn't hurt me" routine and I go to the couch until I can
scrounge enough $$ back to California.
She spread a tarot last night about her job, talks
about all her self loathing, but wants to avoid talking about why we're
not together in case she feels like cutting my and hers throat.
Can
someone top that? Where do I pick up my sticker lol! |
