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Congratufuckulations Trailer Whore, Everything was going. I still found
you as attractive as the day we meet, 2 years ago. Sex was, it was--hell.
We were so perfect together, you were everything I ever wanted. You're
well-educated, you're witty, you're very smart -- Well, at least that's
what I thought until you went and pulled this fucking stunt. Holy fuck,
what the hell were you thinking? Why'd you go and ruin such a great thing
by being such a dumb fuck? I mean, Jesus Christ; even an untrained monkey
can swallow a pill. Honestly though, I must take some of the blame myself.
I have no idea why I trusted you to not get yourself pregnant in the first
place. Obviously, my faith and trust were misplaced by giving you more
credit than you deserved. Ultimately, this responsibility falls on me for
thinking you were up to the task of not getting yourself pregnant. I was
wrong. Regardless, that brings us to now and the situation with which we
must deal. I wanted to do the honorable thing--I even promised to pay half
the money towards an abortion. But, noooooo--you're to cheap or lazy to
get off your ass and get this thing taken care of. So you leave me no
option but to dump you. Good luck with single motherhood, and remember,
Long Dong Silver Jr. is always a great choice for a boy. And if it's a
girl, try to teach her not to do the things you have done. Disappointedly
Yours, Long Dong Silver P.S. Give my regards to the next man you decide to
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