STORY # 0028

     I looked at some of these lame ass stories (sorry) and these fuckers are God damn retarded. Recently, ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY NIGHT, my EX-girlfriend fucked some man she works with while I was out with my friends. She told me that she would make my birthday well worth it after I got home. She was invited to go out with me that stupid bitch, but declined b/c she was helping her Mom move into a new house -- fucking bs. I got home pretty early for my usual, around 12:30, and she wasn't at my place. She said that she was going to be watching a movie there after helping her mother move -- at my place by 1030p. She said this. She said that. She is a fucking whore -- that is what I say. She got to my place around 12:45, and I fucking knew something was weird because she seemed nervous. Anybody that has ever been cheated on knows e FUCKING exactly what I am talking about. As opposed to being a stupid paranoid piece of shit -- I was a smart paranoid piece of shit. I told bitch that I was checking some scores on the computer and went to check the log files for her IM (guys, I strongly suggest you learn how to check these!!!), and there was dialogue that ended that same fucking day with the guy she was fucking. She referenced me as "Birthday Boy," and went into her whore ass dialogue with this piece of shit who used his name as his alias 2002 or whatever. I asked what the fuck was up as she finally broke down and told me what was semi-going on. Know that I am not the type of guy that will get all stupid fucking macho and look to kick ass, but rather I get him and her back where it would hurt for a long, long time. Firstly, his full-fucking name is part of his AOSmells alias 2002 as I said earlier for those of you with brain cells, and I knew after the bitch told me that she worked with him what I was going to do. I found every possible e-mail address that were in newsgroups, press releases, and any company member that I could find on the web, and e-mailed them the dialogue log which was unprofessional at best, a stretch. I told them that my 10 year daughter found this in an AOL chat room, and that I was an outraged mother (I have no kids btw). Lesson 1, 2, 3, and on... Watch what you say in a fucking chat session! Never name your company if you are goona act like a fool! Never, never, never, use your full name as your alias.

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