I had this chick who is my brother's girlfriend's sister. I called her one night and asked if she wanted to go camping. she says sure and we went to pick her up. there was hardly any room left in the car so she had to sit on my lap. we talked for a few minutes and she starts out with ", So you think you could fall in love with me some day?". I just said anything is possible and left it at that. We stayed together for a bit and the bitching was almost instantaneous whenever I saw her. She would bitch about everything from beer to computers. then she started with the whole " you ain't hanging out with so and so" thing. but THEN she chased my best friends car down the road and stabbed it with a steak knife while I was hiding in the back seat. Told me I couldn't hang out with my brother. THEN she left me and tried to sleep with my little brother. THEN she comes running out of the house one night slapping me across the face and telling me we were meant to be together. THEN five minutes later she was back inside the house telling my youngest brother that THEY were meant to be together. She used to follow me to work, follow me home, threaten any woman I looked at, slap beer out of my hands. one night I got pissed and body slammed her. she got up and wanted me to do it again. crazy broad. needless to say that was a short relationship.  Among countless psychos that I have been with in the past 99% of them I met online. I guess I'm just a psycho- junkie. I dunno.