I picked up this daytime stripper in a strip club one day up by the airport. I talk her into coming all the way back to my house. She gets off work and we get on my Harley. It is now rush hour. We get about 1 mile down the road and she says pull into this carwash, I do. She gets off the bike and squats and pisses right there. There were cars everywhere, but luckily no cops. She gets on the bike and we take off finally hit the interstate. The whole way home she kept leaning from side to side and almost falling off she was so fucked up. I had to tell her a few times to straighten up cause if she did fall off in rush hour, the car behind me would run over her for sure. That did not help at all. Then she kept complaining that she had to piss again and we were at least 45 minutes from my house. I told her to hold it. She would have pissed right there on the interstate for sure. Finally I pull into a gas station by my house and grab a 12 pack while of course she takes another piss. We jump back on the bike and pull up to my house, she drops the beer, breaking some of them and making a mess. We get off the bike and I look at her and could not believe it, the whole right side of her face was caved in. Apparently she lost her partial that held in half of her upper teeth fell out on the highway. Damn she turned good looking into fugly quick. I started power drinking. In the house, all she did was swear she lost her teeth in there and had me pulling up sofa cushions, looking under the bed, in closets, etc., for her teeth. I told her she did not have them when we pulled in the driveway. What a drunken slut. Then she kept on me wanting me to turn it in on my insurance to pay for a new set of choppers. Try explaining that to your agent. Yeah, I was all fucked up riding a drunk stripper around on my Harley and she lost her teeth and wants me to turn in a claim...yeah right. Finally I drank her halfway purty. Got her in the bedroom and did her, with a condom of course. Then she was kneeling along side my bed giving me a blowjob when I hear something. I am thinking is it starting to rain outside.....wrong, she is sucking my dick and pissing on the carpet at the same time. Pissed all over her clothes and mine. I told her to get her ass in the bathroom. What a drunken idiot she was. I took her home in the morning (in the car) wearing her piss wet clothes., and have never heard from her again and I hope it stays that way. By the way I bought one of your shirts and it is way cool.

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